One of the inconveniences of living in a rental property is the occasional rental inspection by the landlord or, more typically, the real estate agent. (Is there a fake estate agent?) Our property, fondly know to us as our home, endures such an inspection twice each year. I see the doctor less often than that. Normally, it’s not such a big deal but recently…
Is this really a surprise? Shane Warne and Liz Hurley. The Age asks How. Does. He Do.It. and goes on to reveal his ‘secret’. Mind you, it is fitting that his secret comes straight from a famous US comedy. But here is an alternative theory.
So I recently signed myself up for an iPhone 4. I’m telling myself “yay” as I’ve been jealously playing with my wife’s phone while I waited for my contract to end. But have I done the right thing?
This is in memory of Cyberia Snow a dear virtual friend who is recently deleted. Cyberia was a fun loving, sporty girl with a fish like fondness for a drink. She lived in that special place of the alter ego where one is free to say what they believe and what they don’t believe but might be fun to say anyway. We should all have an alter ego like Cyberia to blow off the pressure of social conformity and spread our emotional wings without fear of recriminations.
And the bouncers at the other end will hold you upside down by your ankles to shake the last bits of change from your pockets. Do you find it rude when tourist attractions and other services make it clear that they’re not happy until they’ve sucked every last cent out of you?